Awaiting Tee

100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel (because wearing sandpaper is apparently really uncomfortable).

Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline (pairs well with jeans, shorts, or your inevitable bad decisions).

Ethically produced using sustainable practices (rest assured, no dolphins were harmed in the making of this shirt).

Pearlized, tear-away label for ultimate comfort (because you deserve at least one thing in life that doesn’t stab you in the back).

Certified for safety and quality assurance (in case you were worried about your shirt randomly combusting).

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All orders ship in 3 to 5 business days with the Standard option. If you go for the Economic, you'll get your order in 4 to 8 business days.

Ah, dear patron of the Black Tee Market, gather ‘round for the sacred rites of t-shirt preservation! Fear not, for these enchanted instructions will keep your seasonal tees looking fresher than a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight—no sorcery required. Let us proceed:

1. Wash and dry inside out.
A simple twist of fate (or fabric) will protect your shirt’s illustrious designs from the perils of the washing machine. Treat it like a secret, hidden away from the world until the time is right.

2. Low temperatures, gentle detergents.
Remember, your shirt is not a piece of steak—it doesn’t need a sear. Be kind; cool water and mild soap are the elixirs of longevity.

3. Easy on the spin cycle.
Excessive spinning? Save that for the dance floor! Your beloved shirt deserves a gentler waltz, not a hurricane of chaos.

4. Air dry like a dignified specter.
Whenever possible, let the breeze do its work. But if your time is short and you must tumble dry, do keep your t-shirt away from heavyweight brutes like winter coats—nobody likes a bully in the dryer.

5. Iron with caution, inside out, low heat.
Designs and irons are like star-crossed lovers: their union often ends in tragedy. Protect your shirt by flipping it inside out and whispering sweet nothings to your iron about lower heat settings.

Follow these commandments, and your tees shall remain vibrant and loyal through many moons, turning heads with their brilliance, just as you do.